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American Sad – Chapter 1

Posted on March 17, 2013 by francine

“Hurricanes.

“Terrorism.

“Unfair racism, prejudice and social intolerance.

“Thousands upon thousands of people starving to death and living in poverty.

“The world is a miserable, horrible place…

“But not if you eat Happy Cakes!

“When you eat Happy Cakes the world becomes a magical candyland and you forget all the horrors of real life! Happy Cakes, Happy Cakes, Happy Cakes!”

“Alright boys,” The CEO of Happy Cakes Industries turned off the commercial. “We’ve been running this commercial for months and sales haven’t increased one bit. And I think I know why.”

An employee butted in. “Um…maybe it’s because it’s too depressing? Why not a cartoon character or something?”

“Rob, you’re fired. The reason sales haven’t increased is because the commercial isn’t depressing enough. We need something to make the consumers believe that the world is horrible so our products will be an escape from reality. And I think I have the answer.

“We need not a depressing commercial, but a depressing TV show.

“I have connections with famed cartoonist Sean MacFurthine, creator of the acclaimed show ‘Fat Dumb Family Man’. He has agreed to help us by creating the most depressing, melancholy TV show ever created.

“The show’s name? ‘American Sad’. It is about a CIA agent named Stan who is also a family man. He lives with his wife, Francine, his son, Steve and his daughter, Hayley along with a talking goldfish and an alien. And the show is nothing but miserable and depressing occurences in their family li Continue reading →


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Now With 50 Percent More Family Conflict – Chapter 1

Posted on February 7, 2013 by francine

Now With 50% More Family Conflict
As Stan Smith once said, A man kills what a man loves, before it weakens him. Aliens arent exempt from that rule either, especially not those torn between two of them. Roger/Smith het. Significant spoilers for subplot of The Magnificent Steven.

First for some warnings: medium-to-strong language, hard drug references, a section of non-con, slight clich™ use, and not-quite-explicit sexual content with a dash of belly button fetishism and food play. Still, apart from the last two or three its really no more explicit than the show itself tends to get.

Now for the notes. Firstly, this is my first attempt at American Dad fic (cross-posted from an LJ community), so constructive criticism is welcomed, particularly regarding whether I get them IC or not. Secondly, this story encompasses about a week (a day per section) twice-to-three-times longer a time period than the episode spans. If you have a problem with this, just call it an AU; if you dont, just call it an AU anyhow. Or dont. Im not fussed, and the time continuity in the show is a little loose anyways, given that most episodes are self-contained.

Disclaimer: I wouldnt want to remove the American Dad franchise from such a prestigious guy; between you and me, MacFarlane is a bit of a bruiser.

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Day 1

It shouldnt even be her: thats what gets Roger the most. Sure, the cashier at Booze Town Liquor might be a little uglier than he expected up so close, but how is he to know th Continue reading →


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Unalienable Rights – Chapter 5

Posted on October 8, 2012 by francine

Roger! Francine screamed. Stan,
get up here!

What? What? I’m here? Stan had rushed
up the stairs. Are you alright, Francine? What’s wrong?

Roger’s
gone!

Oh no. That’s horrible. Stan
said, sarcastically. Francine slapped him across the face.

How dare you. You’re just like
Bullock. He saved your life. Do you remember that? Do you, Stan? And
now you don’t care when he’s missing. Francine was so upset that
she was whispering by the end.

Francine, come on. Come on,
Francine. I mean come on.

You got anything else to say?

Uh, let’s go look for him? Stan
said, unsurely.

That’s right. Now let’s move. Grab
some booze in case we need to trap him.

Stan did so. Then he said, Well, we
have to tell Bullock that we’re leaving. Otherwise he’d sent the
entire CIA after us. He’s not even sure whether or not he wants to
kill us.

Fine, Francine said. Do it,
then we’re leaving.

Stan rushed down the stairs almost as
quickly as he had up them. Bullock, Hayley, and Steve were sitting at
the table, eating the ham. Stan suddenly became very nervous. Bullock
had a look about him that scared Stan. What did he decide?

Ah,
Smith. There you are. I have de

Deputy
Director Bullock, Francine and I will be stepping out for a bit. What
should we leave as collateral so that you know we will return?

There’s
no nee

My
wedding ring? Okay here you go. He dropped his ring on the table
in front of Bullock and ran to meet Francine who was waiting o Continue reading →


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American Dad’s hentai: Unalienable Rights – Chapter 1

Posted on September 6, 2012 by francine

Disclaimer: I don’t own
American Dad, or any of the characters for that matter.

Stan
sat at his desk as Deputy Director Bullock walked by.

Smith,
I see your area is nice and tidy. I’d expect nothing less from you.
Bullock’s voice was stern.

And
you’d receive it, sir. How would you like to join my wife and I for
dinner tonight?

Of
course. I haven’t been out of the house much lately.

Well,
you’re welcome any time, sir. Stan was hoping to receive a
promotion at the CIA soon. This might push Bullock over the edge.

That
night, Stan was in a frenzy. Francine, clean the kitchen. Hayley,
set the table. Roger, stay upstairs and watch for Bullock. Steve,
help your sister. If this house isn’t spotless, I’ll surely lose my
chances of ever getting a promotion. So do it right!

Roger
sauntered upstairs to his attic. Stan was such a heartless jerk. Why
had he saved his life in the first place? The one thing Roger did
know was that he’d never save anyone’s life again. It only brought
him misery.

Steve
wanted his dad to get the promotion. That way his dad wouldn’t be
home as much to try to make him better. Steve just wanted some peace
and quiet, maybe to do some homework, or hang out with his friends.
It’s not that he hated his dad, he just didn’t like how Stan treated
him.

Hayley
hoped everything would go wrong, but she said nothing. She didn’t
want her dad to get the promotion. She knew he would just become more
power hungry and in-your-face to her. To her, Stan was just another
filthy conservative fascist who wanted nothing but power and war. If
he got more power, he’d be more of a jerk then ever.

Francine
loved Stan, no matter what. He made mistakes and he was a little
controlling at times, but she still loved him. She did whatever she
could to make him happy. Helping prepare this dinner for Deputy
Director Bullock was very important to Stan, so she did. She wanted
so dearly for him to get his promotion. It would make him happy. When
Stan was happy, Francine was happy.

Stan
carefully eyed his family, with the exclusion of Roger, as they did
their assigned jobs. So far, everything was going according to plan.
He hoped to high Heaven that nothing would go wrong. If it did, his
chances at a promotion would be gone forever.


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American hentai: Straying from the Flock – Chapter 1

Posted on July 22, 2012 by francine

Hiya readers,

This is my first journey into the world of American Dad!, and apparently the first drama in the category. Hope it goes well!

Come in

Cheryl Stevens, the head psychologist at Clearview Psychiatric Ward, recognized the shy knock on her office door. That type could only mean one thing to the seasoned employee: a new patient. She returned to her paperwork briefly, waiting for her visitor to enter. Finally, the door creaked open slightly and a head poked through the doorframe.

Is this, uh, Room 204?

Yes it is, the woman smiled. Please sit down. Ill be right with you Cheryl affixed her signature to a last form before looking closely at her patient. She was young; late teens, early twenties. She wore jeans, a large white and yellow belt, a dark gray sleeveless T-shirt, green sandals, and a peace medallion. The girl played nervously with her long black hair, underneath it was a green bandana with pink flowers. The woman frowned further, noticing the arrival didnt look as healthy as she should, with her weary face and bruised body. Cheryl got up from her desk and sat down next to the girl.

Hello, Im Cheryl you must be Hayley, right?

Uh, yeah, she said nervously. Look, theres, uh, some mistake I really shouldnt be here, its not like Im sick or anything

Hayley, its perfectly fine to get help for anything thats affecting your health. Youre not in an insane asylum.

I I guess. Ive just read terrible things about

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Francine gets a back door training from Stan while they are under the cover…

Posted on July 10, 2012 by francine

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Stan’s Last Mission Chapter 1

Posted on April 24, 2012 by francine

Chapter One. Two New Presidents.

San Smith walked into his office one day, feeling depressed. It was over. The Democrats had won. His beloved Republicans had been forced out by the very people they had tried to protect.

And now we enter a deadly age of sin. He muttered. I really hoped I wouldnt have to resort to this.

Stan withdrew his trusty pistol from the shoulder holster. Ahh, Gun. How many times have we been together? Shot people. Shot objects. Shot animals. But now I need you to do me a favour.

Stan placed the barrel of the gun in his mouth.

I should probably say goodbye to someone. He muttered. Someone who has meant so much to me since Ive known them. I know, how could I have forgotten you.

Stan took the gun out of this mouth, and put it on his desk. He then picked the phone up and started to dial a number.

At the Smith house, Francine was preparing some dinner for later that night.

So, Ive decided that you were the only thing keeping me going. Stan said over the phone. Goodbye.

Now, listen here. George W. Bush said, from the Bahamas. What kind of an attitude is that to take? Youre a Republican, Stan, and they dont give up. Not in the face of overwhelming adversity. Why do you think we are still in Iraq? Because we never give up. We are determined to finish a job no matter how much of mess we make in the process. Why do you think America is the greatest country in the world? Because its a country where a drunken rich kid can become president. And you know how I did that? By never giving up on my dreams. Even though I wanted to several times.

Stan was almost moved to tears. Thank you, Sir. You have inspired me to find a new purpose in life. Im not going to kill myself Continue reading →


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American dad hentai: Terror at Home Chapter 1

Posted on January 3, 2012 by francine

intro

int
CIA office – Daytime

Stan
is at work and we find him and his friends looking at a magazine.

STAN

There
she is fellas, the hottest thing you’ve ever laid eyes on.

We
see a photo of a weapon in the magazine

STAN

The
nerdinator 5000. It can destroy a magnetic pulsory system in less
that 12 parsecs. And it will help you understand what that even
means!

Stan’s
friends are impressed by the weapon.

Their
boss arrives and they quickly try to hide the magazine.

Mr
Bullock

Good
morning gentleman. What’s that you’ve got there. Why, is that the new
issue of Shock and Awe-some? Let me see that!

Stan
and Friends

Awwwwwww!

MR
BULLOCK

Now,
now, you know this magazine is for grown ups only.

STAN

But
we were reading it for the articles!

MR
BULLOCK

Sure
you were. Um, Stan, can I see you in my office real quick?

co-worker

Oooooh,
Stan’s in trouble!

The
guys all laugh at Stan.

STAN

I
am not!

MR
BULLOCK

C’mon,
now!

Stan
sticks his tongue out at his friends as he walks away. He and Mr.
Bullock enter an office.

int
office – moments later

Mr.
Bu Continue reading →


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The American DAD and Family GUY crossover: Spectacular Chapter 1

Posted on December 22, 2011 by francine

The American DAD and Family GUY Crossover Spectacular

By Katielight

First off, does anyone else love the new season of AD? I do lolz and i think its high time I add my contribution to the small fandom that is the American Dad fanfic arena…er thing
Now the Reason this story is not under a crossover is because it is mainly American dad and the characters from the HIGHLY popular show family guy appear in the story as extras!

Every character will have a part, and il do my best to include klaus which may not be so easy

I am doing my upmost to keep the Seth mcfarlane creations just that, HIS characters not mine, so in doing so i will adhere to keeping them IN character not OOC because that just ruins a story and makes people give others bad reviews and i dont want that noooo

Finally, this is not intended for little childrens curious minds and eyes but if they happen to stumble upon this insane story then i cannot be held responsible

Am i rambling? yes i am okay on with the story

Chapter 1
“JUST BECAUSE WE CAN”

Its a beautiful morning in the Smith household, Francine is in the kitchen (where else is she usually?) Hayley is still in bed and Steve is excited about what Stan is about to tell the family (Yeah that will do)

Roger comes plodding down the stairs, hungover yet in a pleasant mood (for him anyway)

“My poker face my po poker face biatch” He sings aloud, thudding down into the living room.

“Dammit Roger” Stan growls, “I am in the middle of announcing some life changing and possibly shattering news”

Roger puts a hand on his large forehead and groans.

“What now Staniel?” He snorts. “Did Bullock sc Continue reading →


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Steve is very excited to have sex with his mom, Francine, for the first time. He decides to record it on his phone so he can show his pals.

Posted on November 20, 2011 by francine

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