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American Dad Hentai Story: "Stan’s Last Mission – Chapter 3"

Chapter Three. And Your Name Is?

Ahh, these halls have seen some action. Stan remarked, as he strode though the halls of the CIA. Terrorist sieges, Democrat executions, Cock fights and one huge beaver.

Good morning Mr. Smith.

Morning Mr. Smith.

Hello, Mr. Smith.

Terrific. Stan muttered to himself. All these people and I have no idea who they are.

He turned the corner and found himself at the Deputy Directors office.

Some great memories of this place as well. Stan remembered. Like the time we brought Heath Ledger in for questioning, and he accidentally died and we made it look like an overdose.

He pushed the door open.

Hello, Agent Smith. The secretary said, in a cheery mood.

Good morning. He replied. Is Deputy Director Atwell in?

He sure is. She said. Do you want to see him?

Nope. He answered. I was just checking he wasnt going to be anywhere near the cafeteria.

Any particular reason you dont want him near the cafeteria?

Well. Stan said. I was planning on getting the agents to plan a huge song for him in honour of his great service as Deputy Director, and I didnt want him to hear it. Im not sure when it starts, but well be there all afternoon. You wont tell him will you?

Of course not.

Wonderful. Stan said, as he left the room, and hid in a closet a few feet away from the door.

Three, Two, One.

Deputy Director Atwell came sprinting out of the room and in the direction of the cafeteria.

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American Dad Porn Story: "The New Dr Phil – Chapter 1"

American Dad

The “New” Dr. Phil

Episode Summary: Out in Langly Falls, Roger decides to scam people out of good money by impersonating a world-known therapist, Dr. Phil. His con-artist ways start off beneficial, but quickly turn sour when he’s asked to tape a show involving real people with real problems. Meanwhile, when he finds out that Roger, in order to purchase equipment needed for his taping session, stole money from his checking account, Stan attempts to crash the studio and expose Roger for the fraud he is.

Disclaimer: American Dad do not belong to me. They belong to Dan Povenmire and Seth MacFarlane respectively.

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Stan Smith was downstairs with his wife, Francine, in the kitchen, setting the table up for dinner. Their alien friend, Roger Smith, came down wearing one of his regular alter-personas costumes: a pair of square glasses, gray suit with white shirt, black tie, and gray suit pants with shoes.

“So Stan, what do ya think? I look professional to you?” He said with a smug, sly attitude.

“You look like a jackass.” Stan replied, observing his outfit. “What are you supposed to be? A drunken Filipino?”

“Oh you…no, seriously. You said last night that I should look into a career. Well, I think I’ve finally found one.”

“And I feel liberated to remind you that prostitution is not a career.”

“WHat? No, no! Are you nuts!? Ew, god no. No. I was actually referring to therapy. I’m thinking of becoming a therapist.”

Stan knew Roger very well, and Roger cared about no one but himself. So when he announced he was becoming a therapist, Stan could not help himself, and broke out Continue reading

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American Dad Porn Story: "Siege at Ivan Grozny University – American Dad Chapter 4"

Thegun was not as large as the umbrella, which made hiding it fairlyeasy. However, he had to use two twine of rope to keep it close. Onthe bus he sat at the front of the vehicle keeping his head low as heusually did whenever he rode. Even there, the students taunted himand ridiculed his accent.

Heycomputer whiz! One of the other students called from across theaisle. Why are you toting that gigantic umbrella around? Andwhats with the big jacket? Two girls sneered at him. They gaveeach other hi fives before settling back into their seats. Joelremained calm looking out the window as the school building crowdedwith students holding umbrellas in front of it turned into the busloading zone. He waited for everyone else to get out of the busbefore he disembarked. The two girls had already ruined his otherwisecheery mood for the morning. Surprisingly, no one taunted or calledhim names on their way out of the bus. They left silently singlefiled too busy greeting their friends to notice anything unusual.Joel picked up his umbrella feeling parts of the paintball gun rubagainst his ribs. It was no use in complaining the bus driver andanyone else who saw him would notice he had brought a weapon toschool.

Goodbyecomputer whiz! The bus driver announced to him before closing thedoors after him. He nodded waiting for the crowd to disperse to theirrespective classrooms for the morning. He checked his watch; it was7:40 AM, only twenty minutes until first period. He had wished hisfriends were there with him. Sitting underneath a classroom window,Joel began observe the students one by one trying to pinpoint who hadtaunted him and who hadnt. The two girls from the bus earlier hadalready disappeared into the mostly indoor school. Grumbling he kneltthan crouched low on the ground. No one paid attention to him orcared to. For him it was a good thing, no one would harass him. Therewere teachers walking in and out of crowds of students telling Continue reading

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American Dad Porn Story: "Stan By Me – Chapter 1"

This is my very first story and I hope youll like it. I wrote it to look like a typical American Dad episode. Please R&R.

Disclaimer: American Dad characters, names, and all related indicia are registered trademarks of their respective owners. I do not own any of the characters.

(Morning in the Smith house. In the kitchen, Francine is washing the dishes while Klaus is watching her every move lustfully. Steve and Hayley are sitting at the table having breakfast.)

Klaus: Oh, meine kleine Francine, how I love the way youre scrubbing that dishes. Maybe later you could scrub main bowl as well… (more lustfully) and maybe myself.
Francine: Klaus, Im so sick of your innuendos. How many times do I have to tell you? Im a married woman. And even if Im not… I mean, come on. Youre just a goldfish.
Klaus: Maybe Im a goldfish, but Im goldfish with Leidenschaft. Theres something to say about that.
Francine: Will you cut it out if I give you a double portion of fish food?
Klaus: Theres only one way to find out.
(Francine takes the fish food and starts dropping it in the Klaus bowl.)
Klaus: Fish food! Sweet, sweet, tasty fish food! (starts eating gluttonously)

Steve: (finishing his meal) Well, todays the big day for me.
Hayley: Why? Did you finally hit the puberty? Congratulations.
Steve: You just make fun of me while you still can, butt-face. Today Im asking out Mona.
Francine: Whos Mona?
Steve: Just one of the sweetest and the coolest girls in school. And Im gonna make her mine tonight.
Hayley: Good luck! Mona is dating only cool guy Continue reading

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American Dad Hentai Story: "Unalienable Rights – Chapter 3"

Stan heard the car explode. They alldid. They rushed outside.

Bullock’s car! He’s dead! No! NowI’ll never get that promotion, Stan proclaimed, falling to hisknees. And my boss is gone. I’m not that heartless.

I’m right here, Smith, Bullockyelled. He had Roger pinned to the ground and had a knife in hishand. Now help me get rid of this space pest. It’s been nothingbut a burden for the CIA for years now. Now I’ve finally got thesneaky bastard.

I saved your life, bub. Rogerdidn’t want to die. Are you just going to kill me? You’d be deadright now if it weren’t for me.

It talks? Bullock was shocked.Stan hurry and help me. We need to kill it.

But sir, he did save your life.Don’t you have any feelings? Stan didn’t want Roger to die. He hadsaved his life, too.

He? You say it as if you know thiscreature. It’s just a pest that needs to die now. Now help me.

Stan help! Roger screamed.

Bullock stopped. What? How does thisthing know your name, Smith?

Well sir, his name’s Roger. I owehim my life, and you do too, sir. Remember back at area 51 when heescaped? He paused, and Bullock nodded, now on his feet. Stancontinued, I was in the lab that was blown up, but I had knockedmyself unconscious. Roger grabbed me and pushed me down the laundrychute. I had to let him stay with me.

Smith, you do realize that I’ll haveto fire you, then kill you, then kill your family, right?

Sir, please. I was returning afavor. A favor of life. Don’t you have a heart? Why can’t you sparehim? He hasn’t done anything to you, except save your life.

Bullock thought about this for a fewseconds. He did, in fact, owe the creature his life. What if ithadn’t saved him? He’d surely be dead. But on the other hand, he’dbeen hunting for it for years. What to do?

Deputy Director Bullock, won’t youplease come in for dinner? Francine had prepared a delicious meal;she didn’t want it to go to waste.

Of course, Francine. And while I’meating, I’ll ponder on what to do about your husband.

They all went inside. Francine hadprepared a gorgeous ham, glazed to perfection.

Francine, that looks scrumptious,Bullock said.

Why thank you, Deputy DirectorBullock.

Please, Francine, call me Avery.

All right, Avery. I hope you enjoyyour meal. Francine served Bullock first, then Stan, then Hayleyand Steve. She went upstairs to give Roger some food, but he wasgone.

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Francine’s First Bondage

Francine woke up extremely horny one morning, Stan had already left for work and the children had left for school. Roger and Klaus where also both out. Francine home alone craving an orgasm started to dildo her pussy. The dildo wasnt doing it for her she tried going faster and slower she even reached for her larger dildo and when that wasnt working she tried DP with the two dildos. Although Francine managed some minor orgasms she could quite get what she was looking for. She started reminiscing about her bondage experiment. Francine was on the end of her partying years she had met Stan and was going steady she had a dream of opening a kiosk at a mall. Money was tight so Stan refused to give her any to purchase a kiosk. Even though Francine didnt know what to sell at her kiosk she was determined to get one so she started to seek funding putting ads in newspapers and posting flyers around town one day she got a call from a man who said he wanted to put her in a movie and would give her the $500 needed to buy the kiosk plus an extra $300. Francine accepted the $800 for what she thought was a minor role in a movie. Francine was to meet with the director at the place they where going to shoot, a abandoned looking hideout just outside town. Francine arrived at the area very nervous, the place looked sketchy and there was nobody around, she saaw the adress of the place she was supposed to be so she inhaled and knocked on the door 30 seconds later an eye slot slid open and a deep voice said
“Name?”
“Uh, Francine Smith” She stammered
The eye-slot closed there was some locks opening and then the door swung open and the man said
“Right this way Francine”
The man lead Francine down a hallway with 2 Continue reading

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American Sad – Chapter 1

“Hurricanes.

“Terrorism.

“Unfair racism, prejudice and social intolerance.

“Thousands upon thousands of people starving to death and living in poverty.

“The world is a miserable, horrible place…

“But not if you eat Happy Cakes!

“When you eat Happy Cakes the world becomes a magical candyland and you forget all the horrors of real life! Happy Cakes, Happy Cakes, Happy Cakes!”

“Alright boys,” The CEO of Happy Cakes Industries turned off the commercial. “We’ve been running this commercial for months and sales haven’t increased one bit. And I think I know why.”

An employee butted in. “Um…maybe it’s because it’s too depressing? Why not a cartoon character or something?”

“Rob, you’re fired. The reason sales haven’t increased is because the commercial isn’t depressing enough. We need something to make the consumers believe that the world is horrible so our products will be an escape from reality. And I think I have the answer.

“We need not a depressing commercial, but a depressing TV show.

“I have connections with famed cartoonist Sean MacFurthine, creator of the acclaimed show ‘Fat Dumb Family Man’. He has agreed to help us by creating the most depressing, melancholy TV show ever created.

“The show’s name? ‘American Sad’. It is about a CIA agent named Stan who is also a family man. He lives with his wife, Francine, his son, Steve and his daughter, Hayley along with a talking goldfish and an alien. And the show is nothing but miserable and depressing occurences in their family li Continue reading

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Now With 50 Percent More Family Conflict – Chapter 1

Now With 50% More Family Conflict
As Stan Smith once said, A man kills what a man loves, before it weakens him. Aliens arent exempt from that rule either, especially not those torn between two of them. Roger/Smith het. Significant spoilers for subplot of The Magnificent Steven.

First for some warnings: medium-to-strong language, hard drug references, a section of non-con, slight clich™ use, and not-quite-explicit sexual content with a dash of belly button fetishism and food play. Still, apart from the last two or three its really no more explicit than the show itself tends to get.

Now for the notes. Firstly, this is my first attempt at American Dad fic (cross-posted from an LJ community), so constructive criticism is welcomed, particularly regarding whether I get them IC or not. Secondly, this story encompasses about a week (a day per section) twice-to-three-times longer a time period than the episode spans. If you have a problem with this, just call it an AU; if you dont, just call it an AU anyhow. Or dont. Im not fussed, and the time continuity in the show is a little loose anyways, given that most episodes are self-contained.

Disclaimer: I wouldnt want to remove the American Dad franchise from such a prestigious guy; between you and me, MacFarlane is a bit of a bruiser.

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Day 1

It shouldnt even be her: thats what gets Roger the most. Sure, the cashier at Booze Town Liquor might be a little uglier than he expected up so close, but how is he to know th Continue reading

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