This is my very first story and I hope youll like it. I wrote it to look like a typical American Dad episode. Please R&R.
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(Morning in the Smith house. In the kitchen, Francine is washing the dishes while Klaus is watching her every move lustfully. Steve and Hayley are sitting at the table having breakfast.)
Klaus: Oh, meine kleine Francine, how I love the way youre scrubbing that dishes. Maybe later you could scrub main bowl as well… (more lustfully) and maybe myself.
Francine: Klaus, Im so sick of your innuendos. How many times do I have to tell you? Im a married woman. And even if Im not… I mean, come on. Youre just a goldfish.
Klaus: Maybe Im a goldfish, but Im goldfish with Leidenschaft. Theres something to say about that.
Francine: Will you cut it out if I give you a double portion of fish food?
Klaus: Theres only one way to find out.
(Francine takes the fish food and starts dropping it in the Klaus bowl.)
Klaus: Fish food! Sweet, sweet, tasty fish food! (starts eating gluttonously)
Steve: (finishing his meal) Well, todays the big day for me.
Hayley: Why? Did you finally hit the puberty? Congratulations.
Steve: You just make fun of me while you still can, butt-face. Today Im asking out Mona.
Francine: Whos Mona?
Steve: Just one of the sweetest and the coolest girls in school. And Im gonna make her mine tonight.
Hayley: Good luck! Mona is dating only cool guy Continue reading