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American Dad Porno Story: howdy..or some joy

American Dad Porno Story: howdy..or some joy

Stan Smith has worked for the Central Intelligence Agency since the 80s, as a field agent and weapons expert, and later on in the series, the Deputy-Deputy Director, placing him on the third tier of importance in the C.I.A. under Deputy-Director Bullock. As at the start of season 2, his official job title is apparently “Deputy Deputy Director”, although the official announcement of his promotion wasn’t actually seen in any episode. In this role his work has included the interrogation of possible terrorists. Stan is always on alert for terrorist activity, at work, and in his home life.

Stan is in mostly top physical shape, though he has a bit of a gut.

At some point in Stan’s childhood, someone gave him bad advice about sex, leading to Stan’s belief that masturbation would lead to hair growing on his palms and his eyes melting, a belief which Stan almost passed on to his son. This belief led to a life-long love of hobbies, including gun cleaning and wood burning. Stan also collects commemorative plates from the Franklin Mint.

Stan attended John DeLorean High School in the late 1970s and early 1980s. A very unpopular student, Stan was scrawny and had horrible acne, which caused him to be nicknamed “The Penis”. He got pranked by the popular students while at the prom by being crushed by falling pigs which was a parody of Carrie, where she got showered by pig’s blood–even a student

Stan Smith has worked for the Central Intelligence Agency since the 80s, as a field agent and weapons expert, and later on in the series, the Deputy-Deputy Director, placing him on the third tier of importance in the C.I.A. under Deputy-Director Bullock. As at the start of season 2, his official job title is apparently “Deputy Deputy Director”, although the official announcement of his promotion wasn’t actually seen in any episode. In this role his work has included the interrogation of possible terrorists. Stan is always on alert for terrorist activity, at work, and in his home life.

Stan is in mostly top physical shape, though he has a bit of a gut.

At some point in Stan’s childhood, someone gave him bad advice about sex, leading to Stan’s belief that masturbation would lead to hair growing on his palms and his eyes melting, a belief which Stan almost passed on to his son. This belief led to a life-long love of hobbies, including gun cleaning and wood burning. Stan also collects commemorative plates from the Franklin Mint.

Stan attended John DeLorean High School in the late 1970s and early 1980s. A very unpopular student, Stan was scrawny and had horrible acne, which caused him to be nicknamed “The Penis”. He got pranked by the popular students while at the prom by being crushed by falling pigs which was a parody of Carrie, where she got showered by pig’s blood–even a student mentioned that one of the other pranksters was too stupid to read the story through. Because the school is named after John DeLorean, who was born Michigan, it is likely that Stan is from Michigan. In “The Best Christmas Story Never“, it is revealed that Stan lived in New York in 1970.

In 1985, Stan, then a college student, met his future wife Francine. She was hitch-hiking and Stan gave her a ride. As he was driving, he accidentally ran over a raccoon, which he shot and killed to put it out of its misery, and Francine thought was that it was the most compassionate act she ever saw. They got married later that same year. Stan’s father (Jack) wasn’t able to attend the wedding so he had a fake father (“Grandpa” Smith) come to the wedding and pose as his real father for 20 years.

He constantly carries (and often uses at inappropriate times) two Glock 17s. He also owns an AR-15, Mac10, a “pen gun”, MK 5, and what he calls a “sword gun” (a mix of a Glock 17 and a kitchen knife), all of which are stored in his wife’s spice pantry, who does not seem to notice them. He stores weapons in random places around the house. During a mock robbery, Stan screams, “Hayley! Get the gun from the China cabinet!”

He is also allergic to shellfish .

mentioned that one of the other pranksters was too stupid to read the story through. Because the school is named after John DeLorean, who was born Michigan, it is likely that Stan is from Michigan. In “The Best Christmas Story Never“, it is revealed that Stan lived in New York in 1970.

In 1985, Stan, then a college student, met his future wife Francine. She was hitch-hiking and Stan gave her a ride. As he was driving, he accidentally ran over a raccoon, which he shot and killed to put it out of its misery, and Francine thought was that it was the most compassionate act she ever saw. They got married later that same year. Stan’s father (Jack) wasn’t able to attend the wedding so he had a fake father (“Grandpa” Smith) come to the wedding and pose as his real father for 20 years.

He constantly carries (and often uses at inappropriate times) two Glock 17s. He also owns an AR-15, Mac10, a “pen gun”, MK 5, and what he calls a “sword gun” (a mix of a Glock 17 and a kitchen knife), all of which are stored in his wife’s spice pantry, who does not seem to notice them. He stores weapons in random places around the house. During a mock robbery, Stan screams, “Hayley! Get the gun from the China cabinet!”

He is also allergic to shellfish .

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